Sitting on the throne

Even before the sitcom "Married With Children" we knew, as men, how important a bathroom is. Al Bundy didn't tell us anything we didn't already know. It's where the throne is, and it's every man's right to sit on his throne as often or as long as he wants to.

A lot of people will take this as a comfortable quiet time away from a house filled with chaos in the morning. It's a great place to read the paper. a few chapters in your novel, or read news online from your cellphone. And it isn't just men who seek the quite refuge. It turns into a meeting house for teenage daughters and their friends after school. This is where they take their best pictures to post to Facebook.

Truly, if a man's home is his castle, the throne room could really use a little work. Why not a throne that gives dignity and respect to the importance of  the king of the household? A throne like the one to the left would go a long ways to accomplish the significance of such a room. Perhaps some trophy heads of Bison, moose and deer could adorn the adjacent walls. Let people know that the owner of such a throne is not only the magnificent ruler of the house, but a man among men. A vital member of the community! One who should be worshipped, not only by his family, but the entire city, perhaps even the state, where he resides!

Admittedly, Al Bundy and I are not the only ones who hold the throne room sacred. I found a you tube video with Tim the Toolman showcasing some other improvements that could be made to a mans throne room. Check it out below:

It's time for men everywhere to take back their throne. Make it stand for something. Even if you have to add on a second bathroom for the wife, dogs and teenagers. It's your throne! Make it a representation for everything you have worked so hard to achieve.




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3 comments on “Sitting on the throne

  1. Kayla Tycer says:

    Their probably still living with their mother

  2. What if they don’t have a wife?

  3. Kayla Tycer says:

    If a man did this to the bathroom…. its likely they had their wife’s permission. I control the purse strings….

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