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10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City — Kindle version free today.

When my daughter asked me what does it cost to get married -- I had to reply, "I don't know... I'm still paying for it."

“When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.” – Carrie

Now.... I didn't read the whole thing, but I did see some good advice in there. One of the things that pretty well sums it up is "Whether you're a man or a woman, stalking is not sexy." Ya'... we hate stalkers...

10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City is the essential guide to dating, based on the cult hit Sex and the City. By studying the dating drama and disasters in Sex and the City, women can discover what to do, and what not to do when it comes to dating and relationships. The book provides humorous and practical dating advice for women of all ages written by an author with a degree in Psychology.

This free eBook (if you want to call it a book) is only about 17 pages if you wanted to print it off. It's a quick but entertaining read from what I saw.

Got some dating tips you'd like to share with ol' Steve? Post them below in the comments section.

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Married Idiots — Kindle version free today

Somtimes authors advertise their books (the Kindle editions) for free to gain some publicity. A book that is free today only is called We All Married Idiots: Three Things You Will Never Change About Your Marriage And Ten Things You Can

Here is what the author says about this book:

I married an idiot--and so did my spouse. The word, "idiot" is derived from the Greek word meaning "common man." Aren't we all common man? In fact, there is only One who was uncommon man--Jesus Christ. Elaine W. Miller encourages couples to keep their eyes fixed on Jesus and run a marriage marathon like an idiot, but not like a fool. An idiot may stumble or fall, but a fool runs the wrong way.

We All Married Idiots teaches husbands and wives to stop concentrating on the three things you will never change in your marriage and begin focusing on the ten things you can. Then, you will esteem your mate as a gift to treasure, not as an idiot to tolerate.

You can get this book free from Amazon today if you want the Kindle version. Click here to get it now while you can.


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Meet Mrs. Bean

Who doesn't like Mr. Bean? Well.... an image has surfaced of Mrs. Bean. I'm having a little trouble believing it though...

But hey! If you're a big fan, Amazon.com has  Mr. Bean: The Ultimate Collection. Included in this collector s set are all 14 episodes of the landmark original series that introduced Mr. Bean to an adoring, if confused, world, as well as his two feature films Mr. Bean: The Movie and Mr. Bean s Holiday. And if that s not enough, a bonus helping of Mr. Bean: The Animated Series....


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Get Out of Jury Duty

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of:

A defendant was on trial for murder.  There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there  was no corpse.  In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,  I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch.

"Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk in to this courtroom."  He looked toward the courtroom door.

The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.

A minute passed.Nothing happened. 

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement.But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty.

The jury retired to deliberate.

A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all  of you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied:  "Yes, we did look, But Your Client Didn't."

Click here to discover the top 10 tricks to get out of jury duty


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