Category: Humour

Don’t you love the holidays?

bring-it-featuredAlthough a little early in the year for Christmas, Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat by Jen may keep you laughing until the holidays. No doubt, we have all felt this at one time or another, and although I don't mean to sound like a Grinch, sometimes you just can't wait for it to end soon enough.

It drives us to do crazy things! Like slipping off a ladder putting up the outside lights, or driving on slippery roads you wouldn't normally be out on, just to spend an evening being someplace you don't want to be.

More than often it can involve sharing a meal or more. And if numerous relatives have contributed, there isn't anything like eating an apple pie full of cat hair, that a crazy aunt made. Seriously, how could you not think about these things. Every time you visited in the past year, you often see the cats on the cupboards. Heck, I've met people who leave the food and water dishes for their cats on the cupboards and actually encourage their cats to jump up to eat.

Or it could be a young nephew or niece, with an awful cold, and his nose running so bad that you feel your body starting to float.

And the conversations! It would be a blessing if the talk could be centered around the weather, but no, people need to pry, and there is safety in numbers. Or it could be the elderly relative, who can't remember where her teeth are asking your teenage daughter if she managed to get over that awful rash she had last summer.

We are all going to remember holidays like this, and of course years later you look back on them and laugh. But if you get a copy of this book now while it's being offered for free on Amazon for a limited promotion, perhaps it will prepare you for the upcoming season. And if you take a miniature video recorder, you can use the money from Blackmail as a second source of income.

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Sunday school anyone?

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"


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John didn’t eat the sprinkles

John says he didn't eat the sprinkles. His mother says, "He has an amazing imagination and loves to tell us stories. I saw this as a sweet moment, something that every child goes through...where they try to push the boundaries to see how far they can go. And I thought I'd share it with my friends and family. And apparently, the world seems to enjoy it, too. We are currently working on the difference, and he is doing really well." :)

It's hard to know who to believe. His mother thinks he's guilty, but he wasn't seen eating them.

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Pressure is on for the old man

old-couple-featured_nAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
😉

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Bill Maher rant on Big Pharma – Pharmaceutical industry vs nutrition and common sense

bill-rant-featuredThis quick 4 minute video has Bill Maher having a little fun with a serious issue.  It may be better to laugh about it than cry. Crying just gives you bags under your eyes; nobody looks GOOD with bags under their eyes.

Sundays are good day to have a laugh, even though one of emails I received this morning had a link to an article, Survey: Vaccinated children five times more prone to disease than unvaccinated children.

The article was from NaturalNews.com, the same business that is offering a free pdf download mentioned in my article titled Vaccines: Get the FULL Story.

 If you're a BIG fan of Bill Maher there are plenty of his books, posters and videos available from Amazon.com.

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